Well, brucie, that ain't nuthin' but a warm up lap fir this ol' hillbilly. Heck I only scratched the surface with that pass...

How 'bout these promises:

1. Our adminstration is so intent on bringing back extinct species that by 2010 we'll have dinosaurs roaming the Earth.

2. Our air will be so clean that just one breath of it will reduce cavities by 43%.

3. We will deliver an SUV with a 500 horspower engine, capable of accelerating from 0 to 60 mph is less than 6 seconds that runs on grass clippings. Yup, that's 500 horses...

7. We will have 100% of our aircraft being propelled with sea water as its only energy source.

86. We will increase by 2010 the number of old growth forests by 200%...

And you can take all those thing to the bank....

And, ahhh, God Bless America