Je peux t'aider un peu--non pas comme un veritable francais. C'est mieux m'envoyer enamel, parce que je ne lis pas le Chat de Boue tous les jours. Ni toutes les semaines.

I can help you a little--not like a real Frenchman. It's better to send me e-mail, since I don't read the Mudcat every day. Or every week.

(I just read the fascinating Hokey-Pokey thread, so I trust no one will believe that "enamel" is French for "e-mail".)