"I once was a maid, tho' I cannot tell when" -- Part of "Love and Liberty" by Robert Burns

"Ring Dang Doo"

(From memory -- title unknown; TTTO "Wabash Cannonball":)
Way up in Pennsylvania
On a dark and stormy night,
I went down to the whorehouse,
Where the lights were shining bright.
I walked on up the steps
And knocked upon the door.
My knock was quickly answered
By a neatly half-dressed whore.
She wore a red kimono
That opened down the front,
So I could see the golden hairs
That hid her dirty cunt.
She took me by the hand
And led me up the stairs.
I took old Pete right in my hand
And rammed it thru those hairs.
The stuff it was a-coming,
The feeling it was grand,
When I woke up on an army cot
With a discharge in my hand.

"Bang Away, Lulu"

"The Finest Fucking Family in the Land"

"La Pierreuse"

"Tricks Ain't Walking"

Unfortunately, I forgot to check the DigiTrad *before* writing all this, and I'll lose it if I check now. (Why?)