The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #68875 Message #1164967
Posted By: v
19-Apr-04 - 04:35 AM
Thread Name: Folklore: Cursing Thread
Subject: RE: BS: Cursing Thread
or - how 'bout an artificial banana daquiri? and/or a fruitfly maggot-infested *diet* pineapple/coconut margarita mixxed with too much carbonated water and aspartame? in a coconut shell that has mold all over the inside, and green food colouring? with limp coconut meat reeking of putrid scavenger activitiy? may i offer you a bloody mary, made of ancient tomato juice,which large larvae have been feasting upon, and slime down your throat before you know it? and comes from a can which has botulism growing in red streaks all over? i promise not to curse distastefully in this esteemed company. may i offer you blood pudding, made from the blood of sick cows, which glow with mad cow syndrome viruses, and a side of fries from blighted potatoes, which were dug up beneath the graves of your ancestors? I would rather just offer everyone healthy tea and sandwiches. But that would not be cursing, now - would it? have i made anyone sick yet, v