My Mother's favorite, we learned it at Girl Scout Camp--was Fascinating Witch-I have no idea where the song originated.
I wish I was a fascinating witch,
I'd never be poor, I'd always be rich
I'd live in a house with a little red light,
I'd sleep all day and I'd work all night,
Once a year I'd take a vacation,
Leave my customers to their frustration,
Once in a while, I'd go hog wild,
And have myself an illegitemat child,
I wish I was a fascinating witch,
Instead of a gosh darn virgin.