Ah! 'the less toothsome variety' that gets to the heart of the issue. REALLY I like crunchy, but it gets stuck in my teeth (What's left ovvem).

So "creamy" vs "crunchy" in a marriage is no problem, autoharp shaped dents in one's auto, also no problem. But when things interfere with your own personal preferences THEN you have a problem.

Bert. ('Spaw, I do have teeth, I just forget where I left 'em)