1)..it is hardly religious..*big grin*..the problem IS....

"smood pnudbudda stids to da looff oob youa mouf"..

a friend of mine once, when he found ONLY smooth in my cupboard, (he was renting a room from me), searched thru shelves until he found a jar of what he THOUGHT were crushed nuts to sprinkle over his PB&J sandwich...only to find it was the little bits of clay that potters use for certain things (VERY like cat sand!)

2) my Great-Aunt was named Saphronia!(true!)