Many sympathies coming your way Larry, from one who has been through it and is (unfortunately) still going through it, although the pain is only intermittent now. I hope yours heals quickly.

Meanwhile there is a bed waiting for you in the Mudcat Recovery Ward, with an IV of your favourite drink, nice fluffy things and maybe even a bed bath if you're lucky.

Then you can tell us what we have all been waiting to know -

How did you do it???