It certainly takes a Mudcatter to raise a village. In which case, I think we need a town crier. Of course, that often means waking before noon and I'm not getting the sense that that would be many Mudcateers' first choice.

I need someone to advertise my first "specials" night at WyoWoman's Chicken-Fried Steak, etc. Shoppe -- Friday nights are going to be "Lick It Off Your Fingers" night ...