My mother used to call my pussy , a cookie.
That doesnt't really have anything to do with this conversation at hand now does it?
So what were we talking about?

Eternal jacking off.

I once knew a man that believed in eternal jacking off. He was considered an eternal jack-off-er in the community.
He was the best in the field.
He was the best in the grove.
He was the best in the high tide.
It really didn't matter where he was, he was the best jack-off-er I knew.
I loved him so much I called him-Jack-Off-Er.
Highly respected, highly wanted and highly high.
I understand he found nirvana just by jacking off.

Now I wonder if I really knew him at all. I wonder if jacking off is the answer to his horniness. I wonder if I spell horniness correctly.I wonder if I should be submitting this to the Mother.