No Hamish, not only me, the whole village is in a frenzy

All the streets are being cleaned and flowers planted, all the children should be wearing shoes and have a half day of school, the shops are closing early, all traders will be going to work early so they can finish early, all loud birds will be culled during the day, the pope and the queen have been invited, Mrs Miggins is making a special naked woman with a cake inside, everyones singing your songs and dancing around with happy, sort of strange expressions

although

The vicar said we couldn't rename the church St Hamish

what colour jelly would you like?

Should I mention our crops failed last year