But, come to think of it, 2700 is a very significant number.

2700=3x3x3x10

As has been previously discussed somewhere in this steaming pile of shit, "Three is a Magic Number". I know it's the truth because they said so on television on "Schoolhouse Rock". And 2700 doesn't just have the magic number once, it has it three times. That's magic number times magic number times magic number, or magic number times magic number a magic number of times. Whoa!

And then, dig this, all those magic numbers are multiplied by ten which is, if you hadn't noticed, exactly the number of toes that normal people have! (Please note that three-toed-sloths do not have ten toes, but they do have a magic number of toes.)

How could I have ever questioned the significance of 2700? It is a faux pas I will doubtlessly carry to my grave. Or, maybe not.