Greetings, Earthlings

We are looking for our brister. Hisherit's name is €¥ßÐŒŸŠÆÇŽ but we believe hesheit calls himheritself "Bubba Bubba" in your language. We have heard hesheit is en route to someplace called "Floribama" to consort with a human of low degree. We wish to intercept himherit before such coupling takes place. We have reason to believe that the offspring from such a coupling would view your species as an excellent food source and would consume all of you within a matter of a few of your months. It would not be any skin off of our øšæñþÿçð if your species were to cease to exist, but our boss, The Galactic Overlord, has a soft spot for your kind for some incomprehensible reason and has ordered us to intercept €¥ßÐŒŸŠÆÇŽ and insure that this coupling does not take place.

Your cooperation in this matter would be greatly appreciated.

Sincerely,

ÆÐÑŠ€ØÞߟ (aka Hubba Bubba)