Given an infinite number of geeks in an infinite number of Star Trek conventions, would there be at least one with a life?

Is the sky blue?

What will I have for lunch today -- tofu salad or egg salad?

If a monk, living in a monastery, takes a vow of silence, then talks in his sleep, has he broken his vow of silence? If so, who is going to tell on him?

If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

If a thing of beauty is a joy forever, why does ugly seem to last so much longer?