Almost anything organic is worth nosing, except maybe a skunk. I am gratified that people are at last recognizing the grievous wrong that has been done to my kind by the Baptist congregations. Every dog has his day, and we intend to have ours. We don't demand to be worshipped, only served in a way befitting our unique contribution to the world. In other words, we should always be supplied with a soft cushion or couch, fresh water, respectful service, and unlimited amounts of delicious food. I wish to stress the final point. Unlimited amounts of delicious food!

Valdy (proud to be a Dachshund)