If it's O.K. with all the other inhabitants I,ll take the little T.A.R.D.I.S. like junk shop! you know the one, it backs onto the river about 10 metre's behind the front door, but the inside must be 100 metre's long and there isn't an inch of spare space. Of course it is almost impossible to find it open more than once, but it has almost everything.

Jon