I have returned safely from the wilderness of Atlanta and have disturbing news. The entire city has been taken over by Klingons!

The art show that we were in (The Inman Park Festival) has an alternative parade as part of its festivities. There were numerous organizations represented, like the gardening club which calls itself "The Dirt Digging Dykes of Decatur", "The Heterosexual Whippet Owners' Club" (membership = two), "The Inman Park Precision Attache' Case and Umbrella Drill Team" and "Tattooed Men in Skirts".

Well, there were about fifty Klingons in the parade calling themselves "The Klingon Attack Group" ("KAG" for short). They were obviously trying to pass themselves off as humans pretending to be Klingons, but some of us aren't so easily fooled. We know they were real Klingons and that they will soon be all over the place!

Oh! Who can save the Earth from total Klingon domination?