Gollie Gee Bell, Bee-dubya-ell,

yur talkin' dont sound lik no intelligent libraille. I git a kick outta yourn' an Bobert's grammer. Now be 'ornest, yu must haf bin a redneck lik me onest or at leest haf hung out wif summofum cause yu got there brogue down pat. Only thang wurst wood be watchin' NASCAR on TV, wurster than watchin' tuh pro goof turr, yuck!

Gord Bless Uh'merckuh and pass them suds