I thought you were, Mr Dean, and performing at the concert, or so I was assured by Osson a few weeks back, but I see that you are penultimately gigging in Durty Nellies instead! And there's me flying PTH fans in from Albuquerque. I shouldn't wonder if I'm sued for misrepresentation. Have your lawyers call mine for breach of contract negotiations, or accept out of court settlement terms of attending at least two sessions for community service. We won't settle for anything less, TIOFLI terms!

Oh, and chuck in a free photocopier, too.