When the duo I was in at the time had a residency in a pub , the Landlord had this idea that by nine thirty we should be on the
'Rugby' songs . When this worked it was great , but when we did the participation bit it seems to me that there were a lot of ladies whispering to their male partners , who then added a (usually) rude
verse.

The Limerick packs laughs anatomical
In a space that is quite economical
But the good ones we've seen
So seldom are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical