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Thread #69209   Message #1174604
Posted By: Blackcatter
29-Apr-04 - 11:29 PM
Thread Name: BS: NASCAR Fans Like Bush, Duh!
Subject: RE: BS: NASCAR Fans Like Bush, Duh!
Hey Ron

Did you seriously think that one of the most popular sorts in the U.S. with fans that stradle the line of Rock and Country doesn't have songs dedicated to it?

Well >

PRESS RELEASE: Nascar Theme Song Debuts For 2004 Nascar Nextel Cup Season
LOS ANGELES and NEW YORK (Feb. 10, 2004) – Motor Music, a partnership between NASCAR and Cherry Lane Music Publishing, announces the unveiling of NASCAR's theme song, "Thunder." Composed by David Robidoux and mixed by Alan Meyerson, the NASCAR theme song, "Thunder" conveys the thrills, excitement and drama of NASCAR racing. This is the first time in the 56-year history of the sport that NASCAR will have branded theme music.

Check out the link for the whole release: Official NASCAR Song

And here are two songs from one of my favorite song writers Tim Wilson:

Dale Darrell Waltrip Richard Petty Rusty Awesome Bill Irvin Gordon Earnhardt Smith. Johnson. Junior.

By Tim Wilson


She named me Dale Darrell Waltrip Richard Petty Rusty Awesome Bill Irvin Gordon Earnhardt Smith. Johnson. Junior.

I guess you could say mama was a Nascar fan
I was born in Talladega up in the stands
The fans all cheered the second I arrived
The loudspeaker said "The boy's born to drive!"
We didn't have money for a pacifier
So I sucked on the valve off a Goodyear tire
A seven pound eight ounce son of the South
Born with the taste of racin' in my mouth

She named me Dale Darrell Waltrip Richard Petty Rusty Awesome Bill Irvin Gordon Earnhardt Smith. Johnson. Junior.

I got my first real stock car when I was nine
An old one mama bought off of Jeff Bodine
The Winston Cup people said "The boy's too young!"
Till I qualified second at Darlington
How in the world could a nine-year-old child
Hit 197 in a time trial?!
The man said "Mama oughta be ashamed...
But by the way, son, tell us what's your name?"

I told 'em Dale Darrell Waltrip Richard Petty Rusty Awesome Bill Irvin Gordon Earnhardt Smith. Johnson. Junior.

I got a Toys'R'us sponsor and a new pit crew
Daytona loves little 52
The junior high school girls are all cheering for me
I'm out there intimidating #3
But I ain't got room on my cards or my caps or the helmet I'm drivin' with

To write Dale Darrell Waltrip Richard Petty Rusty Awesome Bill Irvin Gordon Earnhardt Smith. Johnson. Junior.

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Dale Jarrett's Car

Lyrics by Tim Wilson and Danny Simpson


(Spoken) Nascar fans in here at all?.... Who's got the ugliest car in Nascar? Dale Jarrett? You oughta know sir, you work for UPS. Dale Jarrett has the nastiest looking car in Nascar.

Name me three things uglier than Dale Jarrett's car
Keith Richards nekkid -- that's close but no cigar
The Elephant Man in bowling shoes with a chili vomit stain
Or french-kissing that poor woman from "Throw Momma From the Train"

Name me three things uglier than Dale Jarrett's car
Lyle Lovett nekkid, dancing in a leather bar
Richard Petty nekkid without his glasses or his hat
George Jones nekkid -- now what's wores than that?

Name me three things uglier than Dale Jarrett's ford
Tony Siragusa in a jock strap, bouncin' on a diving board

(Spoken) Y'all know Tony Siragusa? Defensive line for the Baltimore Ravens... He makes a chin strap look nasty, I'm telling you... he's so big and...

Getting caught without an umbrella in the middle of a $#!+ storm
But at least it's the same color as a UPS uniform.