Any of you remember the Goons? They did a wonderful radio show take-off of Quatermass, O.B.E.

Old Guard: The men from the press 're 'ere. I wouldn't let 'im in but 'e broke 'is way through by puttin' money in me 'and.


Bluebottle: I'm from the paper!
Seagoon:    Which paper do you represent?
Bluebottle: BROWN Paper!

Minnie:    Henry! This skull is ten million years old!
Henry & Min: Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you......