I was walking through the town centre the other day when I saw this young lady in the TIGHTEST jeans I have EVER seen on any young lady.
Now I am NOT the sort of chap who speaks to young ladies in the street who I have NOT been properly introduced to , but these jeans sere SO tight I felt constrained to comment . "Young Lady" ,I said "I am not the sort of chap who speaks to young ladies in the street to whom I have not been properly introduced , but those jeans are SO tight I feel constrained to comment. Pray tell me " I said " How DO you get into those jeans?" and she replied " You could start by buying me a Martini !"