Hey, you! Amos! Ya wanna duke it out with a discussion of the Petrachian sonnet form vs. Shakespeare's? Huh? Come on, I whump your ass in a debate about The Faerie Queen any day! Long as I got enough ale, 'cause ale, man, ale's the stuff to drink! Now where was I? Oh, yeah. Face down in a puddle of spilled drink on the bar. Glub.