I don't know about in space...but people in this society have a fetish about toilet paper, and the damn stuff doesn't even work very well! Native Americans got by fine for 20,000 years without it. So, you know what works way, way better than toilet paper??? Water, that's what. It gets you about ten times cleaner than that stupid toilet paper ever will, and you don't have to cut down trees to make water.

- LH