International terrorism is at its lowest rate in the past 20 years. (190 in 2003 vs 346 in 2001 per State Department)

(But we can't credit Bush- that would have happened by itself)

Interest rates are at an all time low

(But we can't credit Bush- the Banks are responsible)

Inflation is at an all time low

(But we can't credit Bush- that's due to Alan Greenspan)

The Taliban and Sadaam are no longer in power

(Yes- but it's Bush's fault that we lost 1,000 lives in doing so)

He is going to be re-selected

(Let's blame Nader, Kerry, McAuliffe, Clinton, stupid americans, and the vast right wing conspiracy.    We can throw in Sprio Agnew too- it has nothing to do with Bush) (and lets make sure we keep bringing up the 2000 election to really piss off the independants)

The only thing I can't agree with Bobert on is the tie.   I just attended the Len Roller media class.   Best media class in the country.   Both Len and Jack Popejoy (winner of 24 Golden Mic awards) agreed that the tie that Bush wore to the press conference was the worst tie in the history of media.    Neither could believe his aides would let him wear that tie.   I trust their opinions on this subject.   Therefore, I can't praise Bush on his choice of ties.   You will have to come up with something better.   At least he doesn't fall of bicyles.   Now if we can only teach him how to eat pretzels.