Wine stoned cowboy
I was out on the golf too long.
My game was goin' all wrong.
I needed to have me some respite down at the 19th.
Where drink is the name of the game.
Good intentions get washed down the drain with the rain and the snow.
There's been a load of drinkin' drivin'
on the road to my horizon
I had a crash, and someone's been following me.

Like a wine stoned cowboy
Cruizin' down in my car when I can hardly see the the road.
A rum drunk cowboy
Getting followed around by people I don't even know
And officers 'round at my home

Well the pol-ice they interviewed me
I said I've had less than three
little ole tumblers of rum. I though they'd believe me.
But my breath test was Zero point two
With Arazona's laws, point zero eight is the most you can do.
Now I'm accused of drinkin' drivin'
and there's trouble on my horizon
I kneed a policeman and that's a felony.

Like a wine stoned cowboy
Cruizin' down in my car when I could hardly see the the road
An old drunk cowboy
Getting rough and abusive to people I don't even know
And officers inside my home.

Like a wine stoned cowboy
Cruizin' round in my car when I can hardly see the the road

FADE

A wine stoned cowboy
Getting rough and abusive to people I don't even know

Ringtone cowboy

I like keepin' my cell phone on
Playin' my favourite song
I hope it goes off while I'm headed home on the subway.
Attention's the name of the game,
and some guys give a display like it's their claim to fame.
I always find that I'm upsizing
with my phone accessorizing
So you'll be impressed every time that someone calls me

I'm a ringtone cowboy
Leave it there on my desk, give my workplace a music show.
I'm a ringtone cowboy
I divert extensions of people I don't even know
To hear some music over my phone.

Well, it's not long till I reset
and I change the song over the net
I'm cool because I'm thirty plus, but my phone's playing Green Day.
And I dream of the things I'll do
Like the Star Wars theme and Britney Spears and Eminem too.
I guess my friends think I'm surprising
with a reportoire comprising
of bands that I've seen when I'm bored and watch MTV.

I'm a ringtone cowboy
Leave it there on my desk, give my workplace a music show.
I'm a ringtone cowboy
I divert extensions of people I don't even know
To hear some music over my phone

I'm a ringtone cowboy
Like my phone's a license for putting on a music show
I'm a ringtone cowboy
I'm inflicting my taste on the people I don't even know
I'm clever 'cause I own a phone.

Found these two as I was searching along with some political ones aimed mainly at Bush