I did a Google search for "Help! I've got my head up my own ass!" and got zero results. Amazing! Does that mean that with all the billions of websites out there nobody has ever used the phrase "Help! I've got my head up my own ass!" in a single one of them? Does it mean that the next time someone does a Google search for "Help! I've got my head up my own ass!" they'll be sent here to the MOAB?