Love? Well, love is great, but it don't pay the bills. If a dame tells ya she loves ya, she might mean it and she might not. Even if she does think she means it she might not know her own mind. Some of these dames, and some fellas too, they just want to fall in love all the time cos they get ideas outa them romantic novels and movies. That don't mean it's all hearts and flowers once the first thrill wears off. It ain't easy to find a love that lasts for life, but it's easy to find a ball and chain that does...know what I mean? Hot kisses can be great, but I say, keep a cool head and make sure ya got a back door or a window handy in case ya gotta 23 skidoo. Don't be a sap. A loaded gun is way better insurance than a fistful of posies and a valentine.

And don't never trust no she-gorilla that wears a fake pearl necklace...

Chongo