The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #1178905
Posted By: Rapparee
05-May-04 - 06:57 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
The Little Rat
Once there was a little rat
Who had the cutest little hat
But did not have a little bat
Nor e'en a tweety bird.
His dearest friend hight Mickey Mouse
Who lived in his own little house
With his mistress, Minnie Mouse
And his best friend, Goofy.
The little rat (who'd lost a paw)
Did not like Mickey's menage a trois
But he did not involve the law
He thought, "Live and let live."
Until the one called Goofy fled
In horror, for Minnie and Mickey wed
And did not invite Goofy to their bed
As they had oft before.
So Goofy grabbed the little rat,
Practiced perversions with his hat,
Rubbed the rat with camel fat,
And cooked and ate him.