Hawk, while I may not give two shits about the tatooed lady and her Hardy-Har-Har pseudocycles, my concern for you has nothing to do with that at all.

The fact that you are sitting around entering this stuff in Google is a real problem pardner. I don't even want to think about why you entered "Battling Penguins" and the fact that you entered "Tarbaby" is both mysterious and troubling. However, both of these two pale in comparison as I ponder why anyone and for any reason would run a search on "Well Fed Duck." What information could you possibly be looking for?

Ya' need help boy. Ya' need some fulltime shrink on your case. This is even beyond the talents of our fine staff at the Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed as I doubt that even Neil has ever went looking for a well fed duck on the internet! This is a serious condition and my real fear is that it's genetic, in which case we are going to lop your balls off to protect society and our future generations. Regardless of anything else, I want you to know this......You're fucked up.

Spaw