I have fantasized over many, many real ladies I can assure you, and I've gone out with some and lived with some. At this point my general feeling about it is...been there, done that.

However, I'm not saying it's not possible that I shall yet fall for another one.

I launched "tarbaby" not because I think the girl is stunningly attractive (she isn't), but merely because I was amused at having so unexpectedly found her site, and I thought it would be fun to draw other people's attention to it, and they might like the bikes.

Besides, I know that Spaw is secretly obsessed with tattooed Harley girls and it would drive him crazy. :-) He owns weimaraners, you know...

- LH