A serious proposal could be a good start. Book-length, spiral-bound with color graphs and plates.

Another departmental section could have to do with using surpluses for peace. For a lot less than it costs us to run a PAC Fleet Exercise every year we could fill ships wityh surplus building materials, excess piping and plywood, and surplus grain and oranges and ship them out to places where hunger is getting in the way.
Doesn't make sense we can afford to send our biggest eaters with weapons and MREs, but not food supplies for the locals...

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