Arts I dont know but Fartsy,

Is a dweedidlums Corporate computer geek who weekends in Colorado and plays with the uillean pipes and/or flute. He used play with Bluegrass when that was trendy, but after he killed it everybody left.

OC he can't hold the two ends of a child's nursery rhyme together but whos listening when the crowd are all the same boring tweedie twits with laptops as they suck on lattes...