The cross-eyed old painter McNeff
Was color-blind, palsied, and deaf;
When he asked to be touted
'The critics all shouted:
'This is art, with a capital F!'

I thought Norman Rockwell was a greeting card artist, and then I saw the painting he did on the Goodman-Schwener-Chaney killings.

I thought Picasso was one of the very greatest artists who ever lived, and now I think he was a very good artist.

I thought Salvator Dali was a great artist; now I think that he was an excellent draftsman.

I still like Joan Miro's stuff, and Paul Klee is fun. I also like Charlie Russell.

What is fine art? Whatever I think it is. Whenever it's Art, Thieme.