Oh dear, trying to read this with humour and not dejection!

No not really. I still want to feel like that 28 year old, but since I no longer get the looks in the street from men the way I did at that age, the illusion has been well and truely blown.

I can't eat dairy products without emptying a room now, and I MISS MY CHEESE!

I can't smoke weed anymore without falling asleep, so why bother?

I can't drink, but then I never could really.
Same holds true for remembering people's names.

I can't flip my legs over my head anymore, but then there is little need for it now.

Mostly, I can't lie to myself as easily...which I've decided is a great benefit of getting older. (And I can't quite get myself to say "getting old" rather than "older" yet...but soon...soon...)

..xx..e