I`m leaning on the lamp
Maybe you think I look a tramp
Or maybe you think I`m round to steal a car
But no, I`m not a crook
And if you think that`s what I look
I`ll tell you why and what my motives are. . .

YOU HOLES OF UNWIPED ASSES!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE IN MY ABSENCE???? THIS IS NOT JUST ANY THREAD!! THIS IS THE MOTHER OF ALL BULLSHIT THREADS!!! YET YOU HAVE DEFILED IT!!! YOU HAVE FILLED IT WITH REEKING HEAPS OF BIG RANCID PILES OF PUTRID MOUNTAINS OF CROCKS OF BULLSHIT!!!!!

DANG YOU ALL, I SAY!!! DANG YOU ALL TO HECK!!!!!

WHERE'S MY KOTROT TWEED?? HE ALLOWED THIS SWILL TO SWELL & SWIRL, THE SWINE!!! MAY THE KOTROT SUFFER CODROT FOR THIS & MAY THE REST OF YOU BE DANGED ALL THE WAY TO HECK!!!!!!