The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #1181987
Posted By: Rapparee
09-May-04 - 11:19 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I tried that with my subordinates. After the laughter and giggles died down they were wroth. Right wroth, yup. And there was Ruth, wretched ruin, ranting, ruefully really regularily righteously wroth.
So, let me get this straight in my mind.
Ol' Khandu decides to prop up a lamp post until some woman comes by. He props up this here light pole, whistling at women and probably saying things like, "Shake it, don't break it!" and "Hey, hot mama!" and "Wanna cut a little rug, beautiful?" whilst the rest of us are busy fighting off a Martian invasion, dealing freds and Ralphs, organizing rescue parties (for Khandu his own self, fer chrissakes!), and doing our utmost to prevent MOAB from slipping off the bottom of the page into the uttermost depths of lost threads and the thanks we get for keyboarding our fingers down into nothingness (I'm typing this letter by letter, using a pencil held in my teeth and banging my head against the monitor screen with each letter)is that Khandu is wroth with us. And then he dangs us all to heck!
Well, out here in the West, when men are men and women are women except that some of the men are women and...where was I? Oh, yeah. Out here in the Wild West, the land of Manyfeast Destiny, out here, I say, where the Shining Mountains brush their broad shoulders against the clear azure sky, well, we don't take kindly to ingrates. Nope. In fact, we gits us a 3/8 inch manila silk rope or maybe a good latigo one or even horsehair and we strings 'em up. I don't know why we need the rope, really, 'cause the strings are just some old fishin' string, usually, but it's traditional.
So, as they say in California, I guess it's time for a Recall Election! Or is it Initiative? Or maybe Referendum. It's one of them.