A chicken farmer went out to take a walk one day He paused by the coop as he walked along his way All at once a rotten egg hit him in the eye; It was a sight he dreaded... Ghost Chickens in the Sky
("Cluck the chorus - sort of - until the last line) Ghost chickens in the sky
He'd been a chicken farmer since he was twenty-four Working for the colonel for thirty years or more. Killing all those chickens and sending them to fry, And now they want revenge.... Ghost Chickens in the Sky
chorus - get your partner, or audience, to cluck in harmony.
Their beaks were black and shiny, their eyes were fiery red They had no wings or feathers; these chickens were dead They picked that farmer up and he died by the claw. They cooked him extra crispy And ate him with cole slaw.