The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #69644   Message #1182738
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
10-May-04 - 11:59 PM
Thread Name: BS: In Every Thread Someone Has to be an Ass
Subject: BS: In Every Thread Someone Has to be an Ass
It's true! So I'm gonna go ahead and get it outta the way with the first post to this thread. I'm an ass! I freely admit it! That means that all subsequent posters to this thread are free to not be asses. I've already done it so you don't have to! When's the last time someone did something that nice for you? More importantly, when's the last time some ass did something that nice for you? Just think of all the nasty things that asses do: cutting you off in traffic, talking on cell phones while you're trying to have a nice meal, farting, posting as William Shatner. The list is endless and now you don't have to do any of them! Boy! Is this your lucky day or what?