The Uillean Pipe squeeze.......Oh would that it could be so........I really am Irish, ya bowzie.........The Uillean Pipe squeeze performed by an Irish woman under full sail is in the McKama O'Sutra as the all time favorite position.........I hope my dear aul Gram is not watching this......her little Mick is going to be naughty this evening.............AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRROOOOOOOOO............