Strewth, Andy, even I didn't realise I looked that ill the morning after, trying to keep down the lard promotion breakfast!

The unknowns are known to me. The truly gorgeous and gifted box player Kit is indeed Bloke's daughter, and she promises to make a return to our circuit when she's bottomed her degree.

The bespectacled youth is Stuart, or Thumper as he is known in these parts (apparently it's his bare knuckle soubriquet), and next to him is his fair of face father, Don, occasionally seen here as Ploughboy.

The bloke playing the banjo lives in Barrow, but I don't know his name. Perhaps Oaklet does?