I used to love amusement parks, especially the roller coaster. I thought Disney's rides were too tame. Now I get an upset stomach & a headache on those rides that whip you around. Now I know why there are discounts for AARP.

I used to be able to dance for hours. Now my right hip hurts too much after one Contra.

I used to sleep straight through the night.

(I've been 50 for just shy of 2 weeks, howcome I haven't gotten my Modern Maturity yet?)