How's about if we combine the posts of Sec. of Education and Sec. of Defense and get a Sec. of Educated Defense (or Sec. of Defensive Education -- I'm not picky)? Also Sec. of the Treasury and Sec. of Health and Human Services, and call it Sec. of a Healthy Treasury? Reinstating the U.S. Lifesaving Service, but instead of watching for shipwrecks they'll insure that beer and clean porta-potties are readily available at folk festivals, ren faires, etc. (they can take over Homeland Security, too)?

See, I'm asking my running mate about these things. I'm not going to make Momentous Decisions myself, 'cause I plan to quit as soon as I'm vested in the dental and retirement stuff.