Bertie, you uncouth bastard, I see that you've stopped harassing the serving girls at the pub long enough to get to a keyboard. Jolly good! I'll see your 500 for June 30th and raise you another 500 that she'll never marry the bloody Dagoe. Never. Furthermore, she'll be home by June 30th, not by Christmas. There's another 500 riding on that, old chap, so start saving your money now.