The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #69716   Message #1185468
Posted By: The Fooles Troupe
14-May-04 - 05:54 AM
Thread Name: BS: existential problems
Subject: RE: BS: existential problems
My neighbour has started her looney antics again (I've mentioned her in previous threads - she must be off her medication again!) - screaming out that I am dumping toxic waste in her yard, poisoning her grass and Morning Glory plants (isn't that a noxious weed here in Queensland?) She empties her bath water all over her yard & garden (apart from what she doesn't drink I suppose!) and was then traipsing around the yard singing at the top of her head. A friend told me that her therapist may haver told her that when the voices in her head get too loud, she should sing.

I attract nutters.

When I did my Advanced Resucciation Certificate, one of the instructors went off his nut that I was some sort of smart arse who wasn't listening to him, etc. I had been doing CPR on the dummy (no - not him!) at work every three months for the previous 10 years or so - Telstra had a Company program.

After 10 years of hell, I discovered that my Telstra Boss was a paranoid schiznophrenic under treatment for the previous 10 years...

Some woman sent me an email asking me to attend the Medieval Fair in Brisbane, then spent 2 months ignoring my emails & phone calls for information. Whe I asked on an email list if the Fair was still on, or if everybody had been abducted by aliens, she went nuts, making all sorts of false claims that I was abusive to her (on the phone calls she never answered!), and claimed that she would be blacklisting me from all future Australian Medieval Fairs that she ran...

Robin