Áine - it's the weekend??

I better go tell my boss!

IN BARNESLY A GNOME
(To the tune of 'Quare Bungle Rye')

In Barnesly a gnome, he went out on the town
He stopped in a garden and pulled his pants down
Bent over and mooned all the folk passing by
And happened to catch a cute gnomette's bright eye

Fal-de de rol, such a cute gnomette's eye!

She stepped in the garden and pulled off her top
Saying - 'What a good deal - I was growing hot'
Proudly she flashed him an eyefull and then
Presented her pair to the lane once again

Fal-de de rol, to the lane once again!


Complaints they were filed, complaints pointed blame
for lewdness and grossness, disgust and for shame
In Barnesly such sights should not ever be seen
And Especially not in a garden so green!

Fal-de de rol, inn a garden so green!