Zut Alors!!!!!!!!!! Never in all my dez 'ave I seen such hanky panky. Room 39 reverberates with zer zound of zer bedsprings....zair are champagne corks all over ze floor. Ze curtains 'ang by a mere thread and ze lampshade iz swinging like a pendulum.

I demand plus centimes to clean up zis mess. Merde, zey are back, I can hear dem climbing ze stairs. Oh no, zey are shouting.