I ran all the campaign slogans of all the winning candidates throughout history (well, US history) through the Osbornes at the Pocatello Supercomputing Center & Dance Hall and came up with a slogan! Here it is, just freshly unveiled and all:

"I like don't stop thinking about changing horses in midstream of the Tippecanoe in a log cabin tomorrow for a change!"

Feel free to create a campaign song around it.