The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1186149
Posted By: GUEST,freds
15-May-04 - 09:10 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
We have learned that the entity known to you as "Bubba Bubba" was not destroyed, but still exists and is moving about. This has been confirmed by ither's xanphthic-phase slime trail as well as by damage reports.

Please let us know if you see himit. Except for that species known to you as "Labrador Retrievers," approach during this phase could be dangerous and/or fatal to the approacher. We do not suggest you do anything rash or hurtful to yourself. Resistance would be futile; himher will be very, very, very hungry and you do not yet have the mathematics necessary to exclamate the entity. Should you fall victim, we will not return you remains to your next of kin, because there will be none to return.